KC KO'D and Donkeys Go Down

The Kansas City Condiments lost their home opener to the Cincinnati Bengals 23-10. QB Trent Green was KO'D by a vicious hit by Robert Geathers while sliding feet first. Green had to be carted off the field on a gurney. The severity of Green's injury is unknown at this time. Based on the initial reports, Green suffered a grade 3 concussion.

Grade II involves anterograde amnesia that lasts less than five minutes as well as confusion.
Grade III involves the symptoms above, as well as retrograde amnesia and unconsciousness for less than five minutes

It just goes to show you how the fortune of one team can change with a blink of an eye or in this case, a mauling cheap shot. The Chefs back-up QB is Damon Huard who won't have opposing teams quaking in their boots.

In the other AFC Divisional game today the Denver Donkeys lost 18-10 to the St. Louis Rams. Jake the Fake had 3 interceptions, 1 fumble, 0 TDs, and threw for a measly 138 yards.